Thursday, May 7, 2009

Abortion.

Come on , abortion, stop making us all act like idiots! This one little thing, this one little word, this one little issue has been capable of dividing Americans, even to the point of making us kill one another. Where is the logic in that?

It’s become the number one driving issue in this land, controlling everything that happens in Washington. The reality is that most of us just don’t really give a shit. Yeah, I have an opinion, a pretty strong one at that, but I don’t think it has anything to do with how I perform my job, or act or behave. It’s just my opinion.

So now it’s that wonderful time again when we get to watch the process of picking a new Supreme Court justice. Obama has said he’s looking for someone “with a sharp and independent mind and a record of excellence and integrity.” He went on to say “I view that quality of empathy, of understanding and identifying with peoples' hopes and struggles, as an essential ingredient for arriving at just decisions and outcomes.” Makes sense, right? I mean, empathy, understanding and identifying are good qualities, right? Hold on a second. Not if abortion can help it!

Thanks to abortion, the word empathy is now problematic. How, you may ask, could a quality as universally good as empathy be bad? Well, anti-abortionists (don’t call them pro-lifers. we’ll get to that) think that it’s code. Code for activist. Activist. A proponent or practitioner of activism. Activism. The use of direct action in opposition to or support of a cause. That doesn’t sound so bad, does it? Is it wrong to take action in supporting a cause? Well, I guess it depends on the action. That, however, is not the issue. Coming from a group whose actions include murder in support of their cause, activism should not be a problem. The problem is that activism is actually code for pro-abortion! (not pro-choice. getting there, I promise).

Wait a sec. So, empathy is code for activist, and activist is code for killing babies? Come on, abortion, why do you make us so stupid? Really? Really?!!!!

Let’s forget for a minute about all of the problems in this country. Let’s forget about poverty, disease, crime and corruption. Forget about drugs, homelessness, global warming and the economy. Forget steroids in baseball, censorship, wire tapping, the flu and fraud. Forget about all of this, and you can still think of a hundred issues that rank higher in national importance than abortion. So why is it the first matter we debate in understanding our public service nominees? I don’t care if you’re nominated to clean the bathroom floors in the senate. If a friend of yours went to a pro-choice rally in the 70’s, you’re screwed.

Ok. I’ll get to it now. Pro Choice. Pro Life. I don’t want to choose between these! Of course I’m pro life. Who isn’t? Life is good. Life is what keeps us alive. But choice? What kind of world would this be without choice? Free will is what makes us human. Let’s all just get together now as a nation, on both sides of the issue, and decide that abortion cannot have the words choice and life! These words are far too powerful and invoking to be chained to one issue. It’s like the rainbow. I’m sorry, homosexuals, you can’t have it! I support you and your equality, but you cannot take every color in the world and make it your symbol! I like rainbows! I don’t want to be making a statement if I put a rainbow sticker on my pickup truck (although it would be quite a statement!). The only statement I want to be making is that I like rainbows!

So let’s take back these words, choice and life. Simplify. Don’t sugar coat it. If you truly believe in your cause, don’t be afraid to say what it is. Don’t hide behind false imagery and pretty euphemisms. You are either pro-abortion or anti-abortion. Or you don’t give a shit. That’s another point. Don’t assume we all give a shit. Most of us don’t, remember.

So, abortion, just quit it. We are all sick of you. Before you came along as public issue number one, we could abort all kinds of things. Abort used to evoke images of a mission gone awry. I would love to go out to my garden and abort some weeds. I performed an abortion this morning on my beard.

Quit making us fight. Quit taking otherwise good and decent Americans and turning us into raging lunatics at the mere mention of your name.

Quit dictating the politics in this land. Quit taking the time end energy from our legislators that they so desperately need to be spending on real issues.

Just quit it abortion. Or, I should say, abort.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Et Tu, Obama?


Whooooooooooo! Yeaaaaaaahhhhhh! Allllllrightttttt!!
We're all saved! We're all saved! Obama is president, and everything is going to be alright now! It's all going to be -Whoa - Wait a sec. What's this?

The DOJ did what? The Obama administration DOJ did what?

That's right, they fucked us. George Bush bent us all over, but Obama fucked us. Hell, Georgie boy was even going to lube us up a bit, but not Obama. He just rammed it in there, not caring who saw, or heard us scream.

Not only did the Department of Justice uphold the unconstitutional wreck of laws in the Patriot Act, but they strengthened them!

Yep. Now, not only can they completely invade your every speck of privacy by illegally tapping your phone whenever they please, but now, thanks to Obama, you can't even complain about it anymore!

See, the Patriot Act still allowed you to sue over wrongful wiretaps. That right has just been stripped.

According to the Electronic Frontier Foundation, this new immunity goes further than anything established by Bush.

"Unlike with any other defendant, if you want to sue the federal government for illegal wiretapping you have to first go through an administrative procedure with the agency that did the wiretapping," the Foundation wrote. "That means, essentially, that you have to politely complain to the illegal wiretappers and tip them off to your legal strategy, and then wait for a while as they decide whether to do anything about it before you can sue them in court."

Government Immunity.

Constitutional scholar Glenn Greenwald says, "In other words, beyond even the outrageously broad 'state secrets' privilege invented by the Bush administration and now embraced fully by the Obama administration, the Obama DOJ has now invented a brand new claim of government immunity, one which literally asserts that the U.S. Government is free to intercept all of your communications (calls, emails and the like) and -- even if what they're doing is blatantly illegal and they know it's illegal -- you are barred from suing them unless they 'willfully disclose' to the public what they have learned."

Et tu, Obama?

Friday, March 6, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

Words of Beverly Eckert

Published on Friday, December 19, 2003 by the USA Today
My Silence Cannot Be Bought
by Beverly Eckert

I've chosen to go to court rather than accept a payoff from the 9/11 victims compensation fund. Instead, I want to know what went so wrong with our intelligence and security systems that a band of religious fanatics was able to turn four U.S passenger jets into an enemy force, attack our cities and kill 3,000 civilians with terrifying ease. I want to know why two 110-story skyscrapers collapsed in less than two hours and why escape and rescue options were so limited.

I am suing because unlike other investigative avenues, including congressional hearings and the 9/11 commission, my lawsuit requires all testimony be given under oath and fully uses powers to compel evidence.

The victims fund was not created in a spirit of compassion. Rather, it was a tacit acknowledgement by Congress that it tampered with our civil justice system in an unprecedented way. Lawmakers capped the liability of the airlines at the behest of lobbyists who descended on Washington while the Sept. 11 fires still smoldered.

And this liability cap protects not just the airlines, but also World Trade Center builders, safety engineers and other defendants.

The caps on liability have consequences for those who want to sue to shed light on the mistakes of 9/11. It means the playing field is tilted steeply in favor of those who need to be held accountable. With the financial consequences other than insurance proceeds removed, there is no incentive for those whose negligence contributed to the death toll to acknowledge their failings or implement reforms. They can afford to deny culpability and play a waiting game.

By suing, I've forfeited the "$1.8 million average award" for a death claim I could have collected under the fund. Nor do I have any illusions about winning money in my suit. What I do know is I owe it to my husband, whose death I believe could have been avoided, to see that all of those responsible are held accountable. If we don't get answers to what went wrong, there will be a next time. And instead of 3,000 dead, it will be 10,000. What will Congress do then?

So I say to Congress, big business and everyone who conspired to divert attention from government and private-sector failures: My husband's life was priceless, and I will not let his death be meaningless. My silence cannot be bought.

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Beverly was killed in the plane crash in Buffalo last week.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

TV and Government Control

What is up with the TV shit? I’m pretty sure we all by now are aware that if you are still using rabbit ears to watch television, you need cable. Or a converter box. Or a time machine. Whatever.

But our government is completely freaking out, saying that the Bush administration dropped the ball on notifying the public, and extending the digital conversion date until June! Why is our government freaking out, and how could they possibly handle this any less efficiently?

And how much is all this bullshit costing us????

Here’s how I would handle this:

Get a list of everyone in America.

Get a list of everyone with cable, satellite, or DTV. Remove them from the list.

Send a letter to everyone that is left! By my calculations, it should be about 137 people; all located in either central Pennsylvania or Montana. Maybe send a second letter, but that’s it! Guess what? When their TV stops working, and getting Junior to climb on the roof to adjust the antenny doesn’t fix it, I bet they figure it out real soon! Especially if it’s Nascar season!

So why the government freakout? When was the last time they were this concerned about something? Have you seen any public service announcements about the recession or stimulus? How about a government ad campaign about avoiding STDs, or the dangers of heroin? Perhaps the government can begin buying airtime to educate the public on how a bill becomes a law (I know of a really good song they can use) or how the Federal Reserve creates money and debt? How about a public service campaign on how to balance your checkbook, or change the oil in your car? Why doesn’t our government spend millions on public education for CPR? How to write a resume? How to properly use a library? How to read?!

Nope. None of these are important enough to warrant government action. No public information on how to care for an infant properly. They won’t teach the general populace how the stock market works, or even what GDP means. Here’s a good one: How about a country wide public service campaign on converting to the FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM?!!

Nope. How to avoid having your TV interrupted for a minute.

Why? Because they would have no power without their propaganda machine. Do you really think the people control the airwaves? Without TV, how would we know that Arabs are evil? Russians are bad. French are pussies.

This is so important to them they can’t risk a very minuscule minority of the population missing the message for a second!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

February 14, 2009.


When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius


Guess what? The gibberish from the song, well it's happening a week from friday!

So what? Well, the age of Aquarius is supposed to be one of peace and love. And water. Weird that it falls on Valentine's Day! Did Hallmark know something we don't? Of course the earliest roots of this day come from the Romans, as a pagan fertility celebration. Why the 14th of February? Possibly to commemorate the marriage of Zeus and Hera. I don't know much about astrology, but I'm sure this is significant somehow!

What I do know is that all signs point to the actual "Dawning of the Age of Aquarius" to occur on February 14, 2009, at 7:25 am EST.

Any connection to the Mayan prediction of the great change in the universe that will occur on December 21, 11:11 am, 2012?

As one of the Signs of the Apocalypse herself would say, You Betcha!

Better find yourself a Valentine this year. It could be your last!




Monday, February 2, 2009

Superbowl thoughts....

That was tough to watch.

How many times during that game, no matter what was occurring on the field, or off, did I think, "This should be us. Why aren't the Eagles in this game?"

At the same time, how often did I realize that, had it been the Eagles, had we beaten Arizona last week to take our place as the true team of destiny this year, our destiny would have met the same fate as that of the Cards. That 4th quarter was eerily similar to the Championship game, wasn't it? Hopeless in the first half, amazing comeback in the second, jaw dropping defeat delivered in an unstoppable 2 minute drive, capped by an amazing play by an amazing receiver. Would we have beaten the Steelers? I really don't know. I'm leaning towards no.

Had it been Philly in that game instead of Arizona, there were a sufficient number of bad calls to allow Eagles fans to come away from the loss bitter, blaming everyone, and saying 'But what if..."!

That's the key. The "What If"s that have plagued the Eagles my whole life. What if we had been in the superbowl? We would most likely be saying the same shit we said 2 weeks ago. What if McNabb had made a few of those passes he missed? What if those tipped balls were interceptions? What if our DBs reacted half a second faster? What if the pass interference was called?

What if, what if, what if. What if we were just a little bit better, and none of this shit would matter.